Recommended plan: Package tour(available from anywhere in the country)
Duration of tour: 1-2 weeks
Best places to visit: Chennai Snake park,Marina Beach in Chennai,Central Jail,
Havelock Island,
Radha Nagar beach
Please avoid: Travel agents that promise you to show hundreds of islands
Do not forget to keep: A Camera(you will be dumb enough if you forget this),swimming costume,a good sunscreen,snorkeling goggles and a nice perfumed
handkerchief(will tell you later why)
Estimated Cost per person: Rs.52,000 including everything(obviously not your outrageous shopping)
Well...quite formal way to begin..but please don't mistake me for a travel agent...
My excitement for the journey actually began when we started planning for the trip(that was around 3 months before the date of departure).Every new sunrise brought in new questions in my mind about that "different world" -Is the water really black?? How would the people look like? Will they understand Hindi..or at least English?Will there be enough cellular network to talk to my friends?Will I be able to eat their "
eew" types food..or will I be feeding only on fish and flesh?
The day approached and we boarded our flight,Jet Airways...OOH!!! what a flight it was!!As soon as I stepped in,I saw a handsome,fair prince..
ahm ahm man..standing right in fro
nt of me,gazing into my eyes and smiling.."Welcome Aboard Mam"..were his first words!!!!
Ahh!!! I was holding my breath..standing speechless..couldn't even say a "Thank you Dear..oops..Sir" Well...I had to grab my seat because people behind me started becoming restless.Damn It!!
The flight journey was beautiful..thanks to that handsome guy!! I showed my affection towards him by writing down his name in the
Appreciation list of the Feedback form of the airways.
We landed in Chennai..our driver was waiting with a board,"Welcome,Mr.
Dinesh Kapoor(my dad's name)" It really feels like a VIP when somebody waits for you with a board to welcome you...all thanks due to the travel agent.While we were travelling down the clean and green roads of Chennai,I observed something quite strange to me...people hung banana leaves on the sides of their cars and slobbered the glass panes with "
chandan" powder.Later I realised that it is considered as holy and was a part of the on-going festival "
Ayudha pooja"..Blame
Kiran if something is wrong with the name of the festival...oh by the way,
Kiran is my friend who made me realise this.
Everything was going smoothly and nicely..however,like a Hindi film,..there was a twist in the tale awaiting us...as soon as we stopped by our Hotel,it made me scream "Shit!!do u call this a 3 star hotel???" The hotel room seemed like a
bhoot bangla..with 3 cots and foul smelling bed sheets,torn pillow covers,extremely unhygienic bathroom ...
eeew!!! did I mention there was no soap at all??? and that the bathroom towels had a dirty red stain just similar to what you see near a "pan
wala shop" and yeah,they presented something to us which they called "
Sambhar dosa"..
ahmm ahmm...well,I could see a
looooooooooooooooong hair in the
sambhar and the stale onions in
dosa made me feel like puking out.and yeah,much before we could even dare to touch the "food",we were slapped with a "here's the bill".Some how we managed to escape out for the evening.Since,I am a snake-lover,we went to the snake park and I was really thrilled to see how a person dared to stand right in the centre of a group of 7-8 snakes and pick them up and toss them up in the sky. We took some time out to go to the famous Marina beach,which is known to be the second longest beach in the world.Since,it holds so much importance,I assumed it to be glamoured up with nice restaurants and lovely "
nariyal-
pani walas" .However,to my surprise,I did not find anything lovely. The water slashed the shore with plastic bottles,coke cans,lays wrappers and what not...yeah..definitely straws and the "
nariyal" itself floating joyfully.And not to forget,the yucky smell of the fish and they prepared it in the dirtiest way they could.I wished I had a "perfumed
handkerchief".
Ah
wel...decided to return to the "
bhoot bangla" again as it was getting dark.Since our taxi-driver betrayed us,we had to take a bus to travel down to the unknown street of the unknown world. When we got down,I was shocked to death to see something..an old man was shouting at the top of his voice while he was hitting a lady with a "
laathi" and to the irony..he was a policeman..is that the behaviour people show to women in Chennai?? Hey,did I forget...I was the only gal wearing a jeans and a T shirt in the bus while all other gals were dressed up in typical suits.... people were staring at me as if I was doing the "
malika sherawat scene of the film-murder"...gosh!!! I wish I could slap each one of them..
Damn...it was the worst day I have ever spent in a city...thankfully..we had our flight next day itself.
Ahh...finally I was happy that nightmare ended...but inside...I was so scared that this shouldn't repeat in Andaman. As I boarded the flight,I was waiting for another handsome guy...but yeah...we don't have so many handsome guys in India...
lolz...
And we landed in Port Blair,the city was beautiful...as scene from the aerial view...at least looked much better than Chennai and Delhi...because of its lush green land area.We landed and again saw a guy holding a board...but this time I had my fingers crossed because I dint want the hotel to be a
bhoot bangla again...that too in a "jungle". The first question we asked him was.."Hi,how are you?" ...mainly to make sure that at least he speaks English because none of the Chennai mates understood our Hindi language.And that holy fellow replied,"
Namaste,I am good...
aap kaise ho?
And I was like "Damn!!!!!! he understands both the language" I was overjoyed. Because when you come out of storm,the first ray of hope makes you dance out of joy and pleasure.We were told that we have to go to
Havelock Island first.We had few words with our travel agent.He came to know our night mare...he assured us that this wont follow up in Andaman.
But my fingers were still crossed.

Well..
Havelock Island is located few miles away from Port Blair. So we took a ferry to reach there,as it is the only means of transport available there. I met the Captain of the ferry and was having a light
conversation with him when he invited me to see the deck of the ship.I followed him and was happy to meet the sailor who helped in the Tsunami rescue

operation.As I was approaching the island,my heart started beating faster out of excitement and enthusiasm.As I came out of the deck to have a better view of the island,I saw a queue of people waiting to "rush into" the deck. And they asked me,"whats inside"..I just said..."see for
urself!!!"....
ahh Were they hoping to see a salsa inside the deck???????
And I guess...the Captain got so pissed off by the long queue of visitors that he had to actually lock the door from inside!!! poor Fellow!!
We finally reached the hotel..oops cottage...thats what we have in Havelock island..and I was really stunned!!!! It was a magnificent room made by wood.Everything that we could see around there showed so much of creativity..the bed,the cupboard,the table,the curtains,the window,the lamp... the Manager told that they made it themselves with the help of local craftsmen...and I said..Wow!!! man...people from here need to move out to the cities to show their talent.
And then it was dinner time.We were asked to remove shoes before entering t
he restaurant area because they consider their eating place as "sacred".And yeah,everything in the restaurant area was also made by "local hands". We ordered a dish of fish,....I was expecting them to make a delicious dinner for us looking at the talent that they showed in the furniture.They brought the dish,I took a spoon of it...and felt .."Awesome!!! that was the best dish I have ever had!!!" what an aroma!!! truly amazing!!! I was so happy to taste this after the scary "sambhar" in Chennai.

The next morning...we rose early to go to the beach which was just 15 footsteps away from our cottage.What a beach!!!! Crystal clear water with white shiny sand...simply heavenly.... We went to the famous Radha Nagar beach in the late afternoon which is known for its amazingly clean coastline and superb shiny water..I had my best time there. While going back,we had an elephant ride and then it was time to go back ......as we were walking down the woods.......... I exclaimed..".HEY!!!! STOP!!! Did I actually step on the snake????"...... It was the first time I saw a snake right in front of me without any bars or cage....luckily I didnt step on that and saved my family as well...it slithered by quietly.....
It was time to go to the local market.The shops were not made with cemented roofs or walls...rather had thatched roofs and people just hung out from it coz it cud hardly accommodate one person. then we saw a shop which was so different from others...unlike others,it didnt have any "lays stuff,coke,bhaaji(vegetables) or music cassettes(yeah...these people still use cassettes)" Infact,I could spot a coconut shell hanging out from one of the hooks..It attracted me!!! Well..definitely it was meant to...the shop had everything made out of shell and coconut...be it anything...show pieces...earings..bracelets...necklaces..glass...cup...plates...bangles... and yeah..the most important thing is THE SHOPKEEPER MADE THEM HIMSELF...how much of effort he had put in was clear from the dark circles under his eyes...and he claimed himself to be the "most hard working person of India"..well...I think ...he deserved it!!! Hats off to this man!!! We did some Rs.2000 shopping from him...that obviously included my ear rings and bangles...
Well...I think trip to such a place is incomplete without watching their "jinga-la-la" dance.It was getting very dark and I couldnt spot any of those events yet.I was just praying to catch a glimpse of that when I could hear few people shouting and dancing with all sorts of drums and sticks ...running towards us..Actually,they were not running towards us..we were standing in the middle of the road.I was so happy..that I finally witnessed the dance.I was still in my thoughts..when a strange looking man got down from his strange vehicle and came running towards me reciting his "jinga-la-la" stuff so loudly and making weired expressions.I was so scared...he came closer and handed me a big leaf in which there was some stuff which they call as "prasad"....I was still not able to make out what happened when the shopkeeper shouted..."hey!! thats the 'prasad'...you are so lucky he handed over to you.." And I was like..prasad???lucky???"handed over"????uh uh...uh ok!! probably they call it" handing over" the prasad...which appeared to me more like "scaring away with the prasad"
I kept thinking about the hard working shopkeeper while we were going back to the cottage...theres so much of talent in our villages and remote areas...we must do something to bring them to the limelight and give them the proper platform...oderwise...it may die localised...
Next morning.....It was day to go back to Port Blair in the same ferry we came...we were told that in the whole day,,only one or two ferries come and go.I was surprised...and yeah...there is only one road in the entire Havelock Island.So everything is located on the same road.
Back to Port Blair...we were escorted to the best hotel of the city...it was so beautiful..and our room faced the sea..so it was extra peaceful.We got ready and went to the Aquarium where I didnt find anything special except the Rock fish(I couldnt spot in untill I guy standing just close by me started shouting its name to his mom) and the Bone Structure of a Blue whale(which was too big to ignore). Then we went to the place about which I had been dreaming of...The CENTRAL JAIL ...damn...the way it was written...!!! speechless to say anything about that....just one thought ran through my mind..".if I was one of those prisoners...this board itself would have forced me to commit suicide.!!!"
Anyways,there was more to the jail than just the board...the best part was its building...it had tower in between and 7 branches emerged out from it.And the aerial view of the building gave all these branches a "radius" kind of look.

I saw the jail cells where they were kept but the most painful one was the "phaansi" where these people were actually hung.In the night,there was the light and sound show in the Jail itself ...everything was made dark..there was one central small light at the top of the tower and Amrish Puri's recording....well ...theres a tree in the jail..right there at the entrance which has been there since the land was a part of the jungle...so the tree had been personified with Amrish Puri's voice and narrates its experience of being a part of the jungle,seeing the fertile land convert into jail and then witnessing the tortures on the prisoners...that was so beautifully dramatized that the sound effect itself was capable of triggering every body's heart and rolling a tear down their cheeks.I could see everyone wiping off their tears when entire lights were put on.
I was so moved by the sacrifices they made...
The next day we were scheduled to what is called as the Ross Island...where the British Offices had been located.Also seen were the apartments of Britishers(overhauled by the tree roots and shrubs...govt did little to preserve them)..an Old Church(once a Church) and yeah ...something of my interest...a graveyard...and here's something I did...I waited till everybody went away and nobody was in sight..and rushed into the graveyard..banging the door as hard as I could..and started looking here and there until I found the oldest grave and stood beside it ...just to experience any supernatural character if I could....but unfortunately,I couldn't.
Also,we went to snorkeling...its basically looking under water with special glasses while your body is still floating on the surface and head dips in the surface. The view of underwater corals,fishes and life form was really marvellous...I was actually in the sea watching fishes and corals with no fear of snakes,sharks or crocodiles!!!.
Hey,do u know?A girl travelling in India and not being molested is just not possible...well,I was no exception!!!Well..if u ask where...here..while snorkeling........
Well....I just gathered few of the best memories of my life..and obviously tasted the worst Sambhar in this trip...but the trip was really a wonderful one..and a perfect one for the newly married!!!Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!! What a trip and yeah...I found answers to my questions...
1.The food was not eew!!..it was yummy!!!
2.Water is not black...it makes the skin go darker...I could clearly see the difference in my skin
3.Yeah,...theres a full network support...Airtel rocks!!
4.People look like those from Kerala,Bangladesh,Kolkata and Tamil Nadu..they have come from these places only
5.They are literate and understand English and Hindi very well.